IMPORTANT! If you read only one thing before you vote it MUST be this!

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Four-year-old with pneumonia sleeps on the floor in A&E: the Mirror photo that even emboldened LBC' shock jock Nick Ferrari to take on the Prime Minister

THE VERY IDEA OF right-wing breakfast radio presenter Nick Ferrari hounding the Prime Minister on air is as likely as imagining one of the Queen’s loyal lapdog corgis taking lumps out of the Her Majesty. And yet it happened, , ,

In an interview on the award-winning shock jock’s LBC Breakfast Show following publication of the Daily Mirror front-page photo of a four-year-old with suspected pneumonia sleeping on the floor of a Leeds A&E clinic, Ferrari asked a gloomy-looking PM for his comments.

“Fluster-bluster-puffy-wuffy,”stuttered Johnson. “I can only apologise to anyone who has had a bad experience with the NHS. . .” The hospital’s fault not mine, guv, The Greatest PM in Living Memory seemed to be saying. Even Ferrari seemed put out by the lack of empathetic response from the blond haystack. So he pressed on.

“Your Home Secretary, Priti Patel, claims that if Jeremy Corbyn becomes Prime Minister there will be 52 MORE murders the following year, 150 MORE sexual assaults and 8,596 MORE weapons on the streets. . .where does she get these ‘Project Fear’ figures from, Prime Minister?

More piffle, huff and puff from the Premier, who suddenly looked like a fish on a hook in the LBC remote studio in Grimsby where he had started a final ‘Break the Red Wall’ tour of the North of England with this hoped-for ‘friendly’ interview. Ferrari scented blood in the water.

“Surely the first question you should have asked her was ‘Where did you get your statistics, Home Secretary?’ After all we are both journalists, we know the rules! Unless you think she is Mystic Priti, that is!” An awkward silence fell over the Normally-Unstoppably-Garrulous-One. His mistake had been in forgetting that Ferrari IS a considerable journalist.

And I should know: the shock jock and I have been friends and colleagues for the best part of 40 years, first at the Sun and Mirror and later as broadcast partners at Talk Sport and LBC. ‘I taught [the multi-award-winning presenter] all he knows,’ I boast to those foolish enough to believe me.

Johnson looked like an over-confident white hunter faced with an LBC bull elephant gone rogue. This ‘friendly’ interview wasn’t meant to be this way. Worse was to follow: Ferrari asked why the unaffordable and controversial £88billion national rail project HS2 was still under consideration, only for Johnson to reveal that he believed that the final cost would be “somewhere north of £100billion”. Big mistake; Ferrari pounced. Gotcha!

Shock Jock Nick Ferrari, so shocked by the Prime Minister’s ‘made-up’ figures that he came of the Nlue-But-Not-Blue-Enough corner fighting!

“You just added 15 per cent to the estimate out of thin air, Prime Minister,” said a triumphant broadcaster. “You’ve made the figure up!” Ferrari was on a roll, he had the PM on toast. “Will you still lie down in front of the bulldozers when they arrive to build Heathrow’s runway three?” (as Johnson had promised when he was Mayor of London).

“I. . .aah. . .don’t think . . .that is . . .aah . . .not particularly appropriate. . . aah,” stuttered the now-labouring Prime Minister of Whiffle-Puff.

Ferrari in the Blue-But-Not-Blue-Enough corner was an indisputable winner on points. But he was still chasing the punch-drunk PM around the ring.

The Guardian says voters don’t understand your Aussie-style immigration policy, and neither do I,” taunted Ferrari. “By what amount does that mean you will reduce immigration?”

Wearily, a well-deflated Johnson replied: “I can’t give you a number. . . I don’t want to get into the numbers game.”

And that was that. A perfunctory farewell and the PM escaped, to his evident great relief. So with Fearless Ferrari, London’s most popular talk host, in this sort of form who needs Andrew Neil the Destroyer, countless times refused precious interview time with the Prime Minister?

Out of curiosity (and as a guide for Mr Neil’s unsuccessful producers at the BBC) I messaged Ferrari to ask how far ahead – days, weeks, months – had been required to break into Johnson’s hectic schedule. When was the Monday morning interview fixed up, I asked.  His one-word reply pinged back almost immediately.

“Friday.”

2 COMMENTS

  1. Well, Banksy and Ferrari, you’ve nailed Boris as a blustering twerp. But we knew all that stuff. The astonishing fact is that he is the ‘best’ of a very bad bunch.
    Boris represents the best way of getting out of the Brexit bog, and clearing the path for building a new UK. Even if one of the other parties has to finish the job.
    You advise us to read your article before we vote. Presumably you don’t want us to vote for Boris. So who do we vote for? Give your reasons please, after playing fair and doing a Ferrari on the failings of Corbyn and all the others.

  2. Well, the voters took note, and have spoken. Tongue-tied Boris triumphs. Goodbye Corbyn, Swinson, and all the Remainers. The Red Wall is in ruins. Even Farage can eff off.
    Let’s hope Mr Ferrari will get Boris back in a year’s time for a progress report on the NHS, immigration, the economy, knife crime, HS2’s cost, street sleepers, investment in the North, trade with the EU and the USA … and all the other stones in his path. Don’t expect too much.

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